Meow, meow, meow, meow

Alright folks hey for you today we've got more meaningless crap for you to smoke.
This one is called "Magical Realism" and its alternate title is "Germs" which I think was a song by The Who...

And my backup thing which is alright for some is called "Detroit Fuck City"

Well thurr you have it, folks! More meaningless crap for you and yours.
Tonight I'm really tired! I've been way too tried lately, it kinda sucks. Also I've had pretty bad heartburn on a regular basis. Oh well, I'm hanging in there folks so watch out...or don't!

Real Love

Chocolate broke my heart, it had its facefriend spell it out to me cig by cig:

Facefriend:

"IT LOVES YOU, BUT IT IS NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU"

I wish I learned my lesson the first time when my cock after two short decided it wasn't IN love with me. I should take ice cream 69 since suddenly there are so many flavors of ice cream. This concludes yet another very homoerotic entry in my life.

Happy Birthday.

Beatles - Real Love

Will you marry Me?

Why yes my love (Chocolate), I’ve been waiting for this moment my entire life! (wow) Yes well not quite, that is I’m not getting married myself, however my cousin is. As a result of this rather unexpected turn of events I’ve been asked to click a few Gary style photographs to forever seal this momentous occasion. I will be away starting tomorrow, and in route to San Diego.

(On a personal note my real motive is to see the ocean, that’s it, nothing else.)

The Great Makeup Shake-up

This is a pic that I like, and it's called "The Bomb!"

I think, therefore I am a jerk.

This one is called "Seperated at Birth?"

Please click on this picture for an expanded version!

I'm so high

Hey what's up dudes and dudettes? How's things? Welllll tonight I watched a japanese film called Ju-On which is the japanese (and therefore way better) version of "The Gruge" and it was preeeetty spooky! I liked it but at some points it was hard to tell what was going on since all asian people look exactly alike.
During the movie I drew this:

I don't know what it is, but it sure gives me the creeps! I think I might be psychic. Well folks I have to go, but I posted a new chapter in my book, so kindly make your way on over there and read it. This latest chapter wasn't quuuuite as funny as I wanted it to be (I was feeling pretty creatively drained over the two days during which I wrote it) but I'm working on a new chapter which is gonna fuck you socks off.
Well folks, I have to go go go go go go go go so get outta my blogspot, and don't come back!

Here it is folks

The moment you've all been waiting for...this one is called "Shaq"

fuck you

hey ugys

Well today I feel pretty good! Last night I saw Jet Li's "Hero" at the buck fifty theatre and it was okay! It kind of sucked that a lot of parts were just kind of made up. Well whatever I guess it's all made up you know what I mean. There were a lot of parts furing the movie where I had trouble not cracking up, but I was also high so maybe I just had a case of the giggles lol. Weeeonng wooo ching ching ping bing ding cheewa gog. I did end up actually cracking up as I left the theatre but that's just cause I was holding it in, I wasn't high at all at the point.
The other night I also saw Saving Private Ryan on TV and it was pretty cool. Not as amazingly intense as everybody always says, but I'll tell you what when I saw all those guys dying, those old memories came flooding back and I started to weep uncontrollably. I guess it's a good thing my family was there to comfort me but they don't know what it's like...welcome to my life.

Hey folks

Today I woke up at about 9:30 and took a shower! Then I played some nintendo and then I went to Meier and Frank and bought some new clothes and then I went to burrito boy and got a chicken soft taco! The taco was delish and now I'm back at home, just sitting around. I just watched the ducks football team lose....again! Also I called somebody up about getting a 10-sack of marijuana and now I'm just waiting on that...hopefully that will work out! Well folks I have to go now but I hope all is well in yousville.

Have you seen my baseball?

Do you have any more gum?

Hey guys! What's up my friends and my confidants? Well, today I'd just like to talk briefly about...people! You can get a decent idea about somebody's maturity level by how well they understand human interaction. Some adults, basically, think that they disappear when they close their eyes. In which case, I'd like to argue that perhaps they never existed in the first place. Aaaanywayssss, some jerks generally just don't have the capacity or the desire to get outside their own heads. On the other hand, some people think they are psychic...the same people who think they are psychic are usually the most incompetent at actually understanding how other people think. The same goes for jerks who are constantly worried about how other people precieve them...
I don't know, it just seems like very few people recognize humanity as a bunch of independant beings trapped in their own heads. A lot of people feel that they are intricately connected with the world around them on a deep, spiritual level...I doubt it. The most you can hope for out of life is to understand it's limitations and be satisfied with how you handle your shit. People forget that they can do whatever the heck they want at any moment, life is essentially infinitely moldable. Have you ever gotten the urge to go nuts and alienate all your friends for no reason? Do you ever just want to shoot lightning bolts out of your face? Well...ya that would be tight!
Hmmmm...I'd like to remind everyone that I'm writing a book.
Well, that about wraps it up for this entry, I'd like to finish off with a picture I made that represents my soul. It's a moderately distorted pic of a guy on a bicyle playing a violin. Oh, yeah, I almost forgot there's some crazy rapper and actor DMX action going on at the bottom, so don't forget to examine that closely. BYE!

More crap!

Where da white women at?

This one is called "Eugene Jerks Get It Done"

More jerk shit

This one is called "The Spice of Life"

Does this look cool to you?

Running Jerks

Get on the bus

Today I was riding the bus home from school...but wait, there's more! After I got on the bus, this sassy looking young woman came and sat next to me. She was probably in her early 20's, quite homely, and definetly obese. For some reason she whipped out her cell phone and began reading through her outgoing text messages in plain sight of my eyeballs. Being a jerk, naturally I watched as she browsed though the same sent messages over and over again. This made it easy for me to memorize them so that I could share them with all of my fans! If you've ever wondered what an ugly fat woman sends text messages about, wonder no more! Here they are:
"can you call me when you get on the bus"
"why are u ignoring me"
"call me"
"r u there?"
"why are u ignoring me"
"why are u ignoring me"
"i love you remember why are you doing this to me"
Oh, young love, how sweet you are! Yes, she actually sent that "why are u ignoring me" one three times...what a slut! Frankly, babes, I don't know why your stud is ignoring you, but I'm guessing it has something to do with the fact that you're fat, ugly, and obsessive. Ba-zing!

Hey dude

What's up guys and guysettes!?!? Well, National Novel Writing Month is off and shooting and I'm right in the middle of the tornado, so to speak. I have officially started writing my novel, currently titled James and the Giant Cock! If you click on that link you can go to my new blog which will chronicle and archive the creation of this wonder of modern literature! I'll need all the encouragement I can get to actually finish this sucker, so please read it aaaand gimme some feedback or something! After all you know what they say...feedback is a girl's best friend!