Assorted musings

50 Cent is really powerful. His defense is easily 400+ while a normal person's is about 120. And don't even get me started on his face.
When did it become acceptable to listen to Black Eyed Peas? I would like to know the exact moment so that I could travel back right before it happened and say "Nooooo!" in a really slowed down voice.
What kind of woman works at a sperm bank? A slutty kind of woman! Oh yeah. It's kind of like how if a chick works in a casino, you'd expect her to gamble, ya know?