Real Love

Chocolate broke my heart, it had its facefriend spell it out to me cig by cig:

Facefriend:

"IT LOVES YOU, BUT IT IS NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU"

I wish I learned my lesson the first time when my cock after two short decided it wasn't IN love with me. I should take ice cream 69 since suddenly there are so many flavors of ice cream. This concludes yet another very homoerotic entry in my life.

Happy Birthday.

Beatles - Real Love