Get on the bus

Today I was riding the bus home from school...but wait, there's more! After I got on the bus, this sassy looking young woman came and sat next to me. She was probably in her early 20's, quite homely, and definetly obese. For some reason she whipped out her cell phone and began reading through her outgoing text messages in plain sight of my eyeballs. Being a jerk, naturally I watched as she browsed though the same sent messages over and over again. This made it easy for me to memorize them so that I could share them with all of my fans! If you've ever wondered what an ugly fat woman sends text messages about, wonder no more! Here they are:
"can you call me when you get on the bus"
"why are u ignoring me"
"call me"
"r u there?"
"why are u ignoring me"
"why are u ignoring me"
"i love you remember why are you doing this to me"
Oh, young love, how sweet you are! Yes, she actually sent that "why are u ignoring me" one three times...what a slut! Frankly, babes, I don't know why your stud is ignoring you, but I'm guessing it has something to do with the fact that you're fat, ugly, and obsessive. Ba-zing!