Oh hell naw

Man Usher you big fuck-up! Your confessions suck! I mean you fucked around on Chili, dude. That's a prime piece of real estate right there man good luck with all that. I wonder what Chili thinks of all of Usher's bullshit! At the very least she could be like "Damn this music kind of sucks," which is a pretty valid criticism.
There's a gal named Amanda who I kind of know who is a friend of my friend and she, get this, has tattoo that of the word "random" just like the word in my name! No shit man, it's kind of funny. She didn't actually get it because it's my name in fact she got it long before we had ever met, isn't that fucked up?! Well anyways I was talking to Amanda online for the first time last night and at one point I called her a bitch after some totally neutral comment she made and then she said something else and then I was like "whoa that time of the month?" which is always a funny thing to say to a woman and after that she was just like "goodnight" and now I think man I shouldn't piss of somebody who has my name tattooed on them so I hope she is not too steamed whooa!
Okay guys just thought I'd throw that crap out there keep it real!