I just got back from the Opera!

Fisrt of all folks: the president does not OWN you. He or she does not CONTROL you, you are your own person. Today is the first day of the rest of your life...I am Jack's bursting appendix lol. Hey folks I am just kidding around Jesus Christ lighten up, I am not that much of a fag hell no lol! So hay what's up guys?!! I had all sorts of funny observations and musings for you to laugh at but I forgot them all...seriously I think up funny stuff all the time, and I am like, "Oh shit, that's funny, I have just gotsa post that funny thought I just had in my blogspot!" and then I forget it so I don't! The moral of the story, folks, is anythings worth giving a damn about come in small packages...except penises.
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