Today we're havin a show for no-nose Andy

Man the original Austin Powers is a really fucking funny movie! I mean, the other two are okay and all, but they are kind just of soulless and not nearly as sharp as the first one. Watching the third Austin Powers movie is a strange experience because there's plenty of shit happening on the screen but none of it really matters. Then again I've only seen it once and I was really really high so whateva.
Speaking of movies that kick ass you know what movie kicks ass? Half-Baked! I was reading some old reviews of that movie and it's funny cause like every reviewer is like "This movie isn't funny but it would be if you were high off weed! Har har!"
Hmmmmmmmm Half-Baked was good because it had a lot of shit that was really funny in it. Also because of Dave Chapelle. Here are some of my favorite lines from Half-Baked:
Dave Chapelle: "Bitch, you know what I want."
Dave: "And if you need any guinea pigs, my grandfather was in the Tuskeegee experiments." (paraphrased)
Samson: "Yes, Cuban b!"
Harlen Williams: "Yeah, you like popcorn dontcha? It makes your teeth go pop, pop."
Scarface: "Fuck you, fuck you, Fuck you, you're cool blah blah blah"
Dave: "Abba-Zaba, you my only friend."
Sir Smokes-A-Lot: "The docta said I need a backiotomy."
Kenny: "Now that is an official fullie man, yahh!"
And of course the Bob Saget thing! Also the Jon Stewart bit was pretty hot shit as well. Overall this movie kicks ass and I give it two very big thumbs up!
Have you seen the commercial on the TV for this crazy "scent stories" air freshener? That's the name of the thing! And just as you'd expect it's like a rotating smell dispenser that dispenses different smells! Isn't that nuts? There seems to be a pretty big market for good-smell emitting products right now, which just goes to show that's it's true what they say: all women are crazy!
Hey folks gotta go talk to u lates