Nigga shi

Whattup guys how's it slangin and bangin?!? Wow okay folks did anybody watch the first episode on the new season of VH1's "The Surreal Life"? When I first heard Flava Flav was gonna be in the cast I was like "Hell yeah, dat nigga crazy...in a good way!" Well shit Flav didn't disappoint! He is great cause he just says wacky funny shit all the time and he rocks my cock around the blocka block. Also he wears a fucking clock around his neck. At one point the crazy tall gal slaps him and without missing a beat he slaps her right back! It's tiiiiiight.
Here's some more Paul Stubbs jokes for ya:

Q: What do you get when you cross Paul Stubbs with an elephant?
A: An elephant that masturbates in public!

Q: What's the difference between Paul Stubbs and Rick James?
A: Paul Stubbs isn't dead!

Q: How do you make Paul Stubbs masturbate?
A: Put him in a classroom!

Q: Why did Paul Stubbs go blind?
A: He was in a bad car accident and suffered significant brain damage!

Hey, did you hear that they made a movie about Paul Stubbs? Yeah, it's called "Soul Plane."

Q: What does Paul Stubbs drink?
A: His own piss!

Q: Why didn't Paul Stubbs make the baseball team?
A: The coach said he spent too much time masturbating and not enough time practicing his swing.

Q: What's Paul Stubbs' favorite color?
A: White, the color of the semen that comes out of his penis when he masturbates in an inapproriate setting.

Ba-zing! Okay folks that's all I've got, now go out there and get a job!