Operation Smoke Bowl

Hey peeps what’s up how’s it going? Well today I am gonna talk about some stuff that has been bugging me, so listen up!
First of all there’s underground rap which doesn’t really bug me in general but there’s some of these fags I just can’t stand! Like okay Slug, Aesop Rock, and Sage Francis you guys can all go get bent because you are really annoying and you all sound the same. They all have like this weird half-accent bullshit and I cannot stand it and I can’t listen to any of there jerks for more than 5 minutes without wanting to stop listening to them.
Neither of these three jerks is really even what you would consider on the fringe of hip-hop, though a lot of their appeal is that their fans can feel like they are all hardcore underground face shit well guess what that’s not true so sorry jerks! Slug was even on the newest X-Executioners album, X-Execute ‘Em Dead , on a track with Rob Zombie! And it’s a really gay song and Slug you big sell out I guess I would give a poop if I ever liked Slug in the first place…which I didn’t!
And how about Canibus, the eternally semi-obscure crazy guy rapper? Caniubus is a mysteriously sexy rapper with a lot of talent who seems to have lost his way a little bit! He did this one “diss-track” aimed at rapper and actor Eminem and it was basically Stan part 2 and it is pretty surreal and just awesome! In addition to rapping about that Eminem guy, Canibus is also likes to rap about basic chemistry and shit like that so he is like “Whoa I’ll go into the science lab and make a bomb to blow you up like a Taleban.” And shit like that.
Hey speaking of terrorists has anyone else noticed it seems like there’s a lot more spiders this summer than in summers past? Hell, I know I say that every year but this time I think it’s totally true! I have just been bogged down in one big spider soup and I can’t believe that I’m the only one who has noticed this! If you e-mail me your spider stories I will publish them right here in my blogspot and then we’ll all have a fun time reading about people’s crazy spider experiences! I will get the ball rolling:
A few days ago, no more than a week, I saw a spider on the wall in my room and it kinda freaked me out cause I didn’t see it right away until it got really close to my head and then I kinda jumped back and after the initial surprise I quickly got my shit together and then I ran into the kitchen and got a plastic cup and then I ran back to my room and luckily the spider hadn’t moved so I trapped it in the cup with my ninja reflexes and I put the City/Region section of the Register-Guard on top of the cup and took it outside and with a few quick shakes of the cup I was quickly rid of that sucker once and for all! It was sweet!
Does anybody else watch that Andy Dick Assistant shit? I love that shit, I think it’s pretty lol if ya ask me and I would like to see a season 2! Touché, Andy Dick, touché. Well so hey that’s all for today folks ya’ll keep it real! I’m sure I had something else that was funny that I wanted to say but I totally spaced it so maybe next time, jerks!