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People always askin me, "Randy B. what foods can you make man." and all I can say is, "I...I don't know!" so I decided to compile a comprehensive list of all the wonderful foods I can make...and here it is!
Food I can make:
-Hot Pockets
-Lean Pockets
-Ultra Supreme Hot Pockets
-Macaroni and cheese
-Biscuits
-Eggs
-Toad in the hole (it's some gay French thing don't ask)
-Grilled cheese sandwiches
-Tuna fish sandwiches
-Nachos
-Fresh-squeezed orange juice
whoa that's a tight list, if any of that stuff makes you want to have sex with me, drop me a line and we'll share a night of hot sex! And in the morning I just might make you some orange juice and a tuna fish sandwich, you slutty bitch!