Hey

Here's my impression of an actress named Brittany Murphy:
"Yarrrgh I am Britanny Murphy what time is it? Jesus christ, welcome to fucking Crazytown. Where's my fucking coke? Fucking fuck, I look like shit. And what the hell is Ludacris doing sleeping on my couch?"
Ludacris: "Stand up!"
"Oh shit, you scared the fucking shit outta me."
Ludacris: "Baby...don't do this to me...I...loooooooooove yoooooooooouuuuuuu Brittany Murphy."
"Love this!"
And then she flips out and starts taking swings at him and screeching, you know how it goes.
Okay here's more Brittany Murphy:
"Hahahahaha! You, Jerry Seinfeld, are a weirdo!"
Jerry Seinfeld: "Baby, I am the weirdest guy you have ever met."
"Lol jarry u rock."
Jerry Seinfeld: "What's the deal with the food at Taco Bell."
"Har har. I don't know Jerry, I hear they poop in the beans. Woooooo here's to...being single, seeing double, and sleeping triple woooooo bottoms up wooooooooooooo! Har har har har har."