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Hello, I like to drink booze and at the moment I have just started drinking. I am going to drinka a bunch and write out an entry as I go. When I get drunk, I get really funny. Where's the proof? The proof is in the pudding, and so in my seed. Get ready to have your ass knocked off, faggot. Here I come!!!
I hope Shaq gets traded to the Kings...cause I have invented a cool new name for Sacramento which he will love...Shaqtown.
At the moment I am watching comedy central, the home of comedy. HA! On the TV right now is a movie starring one Mr. Rodney Dangerfield. This guy is basically doing a stand-up routine on camera. He is shooting off one-liners like a madman. I want his bod. Whoa one day I am gonna open up a shop and it's gonna sell clocks and shit. It will be called "Clocks & Shit". HA!
I wish I had a hat. I honestly don't own a hat. Except for my mighty ducks baseball cap but that doesn't count. I want a cowboy hat, with a top hat top. And I want it to be hot pink. No neon green. No black, like a a negro! And on the hat I want a bunch of dyed feathers...I want the feathers to be dyed hot pink and neon green. And I want the hat to be really expensive.
I uh keep seeing ads on comedy central for the sex effect of some guy named "The Ghram Norton Effect". I dunno, looks like a fag to me. I'm a killa!!! I kill a lot of people a lot and nobody knows about it, except for you. Fuck my dick, sag!
Reese Witherspoon is a nut. And I hate her face. Seriously. I would like to punch it cause it creeps me out. Somebody get this woman a blowjob...stat!!!
ohhhkay I totally just took a shower and drank more booze in the shower and lost my motivation to be funny but I will do my best. here comes some riffin':
Usher likes it in the butt
many women can "only get in the mood" while they are drunk
black people like to play basketball...but that's not it...black people like to play basketball wearing air jordans
speaking of shoes do you remember pump-up shoes where you would pump them up which would make your feet more secure in the shoes which would make you jump higher and slam dunk? well I do.
Have you ever had this sierra mist? for a while I thought it was even better than 7-up, but now i see the error of my ways. I mean, SM is good, but it's just too "commercial". I need that underground shit. 7-up! Sprite? Nigga fuck you.
okay okay, I know what ya'all are cravin. Spiderman 2. Well here it comes, suck it:
Hello ladies, I am Spiderman get a job.
Hello my name is Mary Jane Watson! General knowledge get a job!
What? More like....Weed Watson hahahhaaloaooallfhghaeehsafrh! Fuck you! Watch out for that car! Duck!!!
Whoa shit ahhaha what? Oh what oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Whoa shit I am saving you from getting hit in the head with that car oh no there the tire goes right over my head! Good thing we didn't die, that was close.
Not as close as I am to you...right now...too bad you aren't Spiderman, because I love spiderman and some other guy who I am engaged to but not you except I suspect you are spiderman but perhaps you aren't I need to kiss you to be sure.
Tooooooooooooooo late, you can't kiss him because I am Doctor Octopus and I will shoot you with my lasers. Hmmmmmmmm...
What I do not get it.
Well what is there to get. I want you to talk to your friend Spiderman, who is not you, about my drama. You are my go between....do not fail me or I will fuck you girly here.
Oooooh hot damn, he does have those long tentacles hehehhehehehehehehehhehehehhehehehhehehehehehehhehehe you had better watch out Peter Parker or this Octopus Man will fuck me raw and I will get off and I will jizz in Garth Brooks' hair.
I hava to go BRB
whoa hello fags here I come with the cock suck it fags get a blojob I am not peter parker, journalist and student by night and hero by day.
Oh no save me I am being kidnapped by the perverted evil villain Mr. Octopus!!! ahhhhhh
ohhh Well well well in situation like this I love to whip out my firearm and shoot people in the head.
Wh-what?
Whoops, I just shot you with my trusty spider-gun which shot you in your head and destroyed your brains and you are no longer able to fight me because you have no nerve function because you are dead. Let's see you fist that.
Ewww, he's dead but I am still horny. Let me give you a blowjob, Spdierman.
No thanks, I really don't get off on blowjobs anyway, I find them slightly demeaning and much-prefer straight sex.
Ummm okay. Doctor Octupus is shot in the head and now I want yout hot spidey cock in my pussy.
Oh okay, but I warn you, my penis is only 3 1/2 inches when erect.
That's cool, it's all about the motion of the ocean, not the size of your small penis.
Yeah, right! :P
The End of Spiderman 2
Sometimes I'll be around a woman and I'll be like...I lost my train of thought...but it had something to do with blowjob.