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Hello my name is Random Butler I know my rap and I got a plan for ya. Punch people in the face at least once a week. The most racist guy since Forrest Gump. I kill black people and asian indiands for not having the same skin color as me. A bunch.
If you anybody would say that Mr. Dre, Dr. is the best, you are right. But what about Snoop Dogg. In a certain situation called the Next Episode by Nate the Great, Snoop, and Dre this shit rocks you ass like Snoop Diggitty Diggy Dog Diggla Fuck You.
I don't think they will ever be abke to build a building taller than the twin towers. WTC R.I.P. At least hollywood Video is still hiring.
I guess my plan to shoot all the lakers with my gun has fizzled out. Shaq moved to Africa, Kobe is in jail in Kobetown, colorado. And gary payton is drunk. I hope shaq gets traded to the Kings, that way he will be able to have petty disputes with Divac ALA "Slavistan Divats". Fuck you, fuck you Dre Tre Cool.
Whahahahhaahha don't you get it?~~ Seriously I do this all day. Shooting famous people. Do you think Ronald Reagan died of alzheimers? lolHa! Seriously, I shot him in the head. Seriously, it was called "Operation Shoot Reagan." Mission acomplished.
The peoples I go meet make me so international, fag
Sometimes it's just time to kick somebody ass. Okay speaking I have a heavy criticism of the Rocky movies. All of them.
Sometimes it's time to take 69 head shots in a row and sometimes you are in a rocky movie, and sometimes these two things overkap and you find yourself in every rocky movie ever made. Seriously. I could probably dish on these movies for a week...but sometimes you gotaa just lay it out. Use some fucking head defense, put your dukes up, fag. What the fucking fuck. It's a good thing you aren't actually getting hit in the head or you would be dead. Sylvester Stalone does a damn good bumbling retard who wins his fights by taking several million straight shots to the head before he wins by punching his opponent in the head. The point is, if one man can defeat communism by being punched in the head a lot, can't we all learn to fight terrorism by shooting a bunch of terrorists? Seriously, I am not even kidding.
Okay I think it's time to review my cat-door idea. What if your cat has to shit really bad but it won't shit anywhere except for its litter-box. And what if you asleep and you can't be awake to open the door for the cat, and you don't have a cat-door, and there isn't a litter-box outdoors, and your cat can't get inside and it just sits out in front of your front door wating to bust inside to shit in its litterbox. Yeah, that's what I though. Cat door.
I could put together a rap mix that would literally destroy your colon.
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