The Face Muscles Rap

What's up cool people?! Recently I was telling my favorite racist joke which is:
Q: How do you stop 10 black guys from fighting?
A: Throw them a basketball!
The image of a spontaneous basketball game breaking out is sure to elicit chuckles from even the most hardened WWII veteran. However, the joke-telling didn't go so smoothly this time...the tellee liked the joke, but responed by saying,
"It should be five black guys."
Puzzled, I queried, "Why?"
"Because," responded this person, "there's 5 people on a basketball team."
I'm not sure why I'm telling you this. I guess the point is that the person I told the joke to is a loser.
That reminds me...sometimes I like to think about Scottie Pippen and Michael Jordan having sex, just to see if I get an erection. I'm happy to report that I never do!
Recently I was chatting with Spiderman about his new movie and such, which was fun. We were eating his special Spiderman cookies which were shaped a like a Spiderman head and I was like,
"Mmmm, these are delicious. Spiderman, promise me you'll never change the recipe for your special Spiderman cookies!" to which he replied,
"Cross my heart and hope to die!" and I was like,
"Oh, reeeeally?" and then I pulled out a gun and shot him in the heart! Spiderman tumbled out of his rocking chair and was sprawled on the ground twitching and spasming for a few seconds and then he was dead and I just started cracking up! I mean, under normal circumstances, I would never shoot anybody, even in the legs, but I mean, this is Spiderman we're talking about!
I was still laughing uncontrollably as I ran out of Spiderman's house and hopped on my hot pink hoverboard and hovered off into the sunset!
Hey have you ever noticed that in um like newspaper ads for glasses have always look like this:

Yeah, I said it.
I, like many people, have read all the Harry Potter books...and they ROCK!
Dan "Big Perm" Harisson got his nickname because he wanted to be black, so he got a big perm. It left him with a funky fresh set of curls that was pretty gay-looking.

Whoa, best picture ever!
Okay I have to go, later fags.