Hambone

You remember that Outkast song "Ms. Jackson"? You know, I'm sorry Ms. Jackson....ooooooh. Just the other day I was thinking...I wonder if that song is about Janet Jackson? If so, isn't it ironic that Ms. Jackson was the one apologizing after her boob pooped out at the superbowl?! Yah it's a crazy world folks so watch out!
So I was at this small party...but wait folks, it gets better. At some point during the party the the topic of conversation turned to that of "females". I apparently decided to throw out some strong views about women, saying that they are physically inferior, so they must be inferior in every other sense. This led to a gal I know challenging me to an arm wrestling match, in which I purportedly got my "ass kicked." Now hey folks, I don't know about you, but I think that this is the greatest thing ever! Sadly, I don't really remember any of these events taking place...let's just hope no videos of this shit wind up on eBay lol
Okay folks so lately there's been a lot of discussion around the water cooler about what Jesus, God, actually looked like...I don't get it. I've seen like a million paintings of the guy, why is there this big controversy? Is it that hard to look at a painting? And fuck don't get me started on the people who aren't sure if Jesus is actually our savior, sheesh. He WALKED ON FUCKING WATER, PEOPLE...it says so in the bible.
Now...Method Man...is what you call a functional pothead.
I recently saw Ms. Jessica Simpson on the tv talking about how she is only ticklish in her groin lol. Well let me just say that I would love to be Ms. Jessica Simpson's tickle therapist.
Saturday seems to be a big day for TV shows about space adventures. There are so many of these shows that I suppose that the cost of producing them (special effects, etc.) must have gotten pretty reasonable. Having a movie like "Star Wars" come out (1978?) was an incredible accomplishment -- today these plentiful TV shows are just another segment of the entertainment industry. Somehow the large number of these shows snuck up on me -- it's as if, all of sudden, there are many shows on which have the same caliber, cast and audience that you would associate with "Star Trek, The Next Generation". It must be entertaining to watch the various space TV shows -- they certainly must have an audience. I haven't been paying attention to what commercials run during those shows, but it has to be for mundane items, including some prescription medicines.
Well that's it for today, folks, get out of here! And remember...excuses are like assholes and elbows; don't do drugs.
June 9th, 1969 - Never Forget