My new favorite person ever

(besides Kanye)
Wackiness ahoy!
RandomButler: :-*
TinyTim509: Who are you, by the way?
RandomButler: fuck you!
TinyTim509: You friggin' IMed me out of nowhere. I was just asking
RandomButler: well fuck you
RandomButler: I love you
TinyTim509: What the hell? Who are you?
RandomButler: i am...
RandomButler: your mom
RandomButler: you don't call me enough
TinyTim509: No, my Mom's at home. You must be mistaken
RandomButler: you must fuck you
TinyTim509: You must really suck because all you're doing is annoying me
RandomButler: have you heard Nelly's "flap your wings"?
TinyTim509: Hip Hop is not my thing at all
TinyTim509: I'd rather commit suidice than listen to that crap
RandomButler: :-(
RandomButler: you can't spell "crap" without "rap"
RandomButler: if you know what I mean
TinyTim509: =-OOh my God! You ingenious comedian!!
RandomButler: that's what they tell me
RandomButler: I am like the roseanne of surfing the web
TinyTim509: They're lying
RandomButler: :-(
RandomButler: you wanna hear a joke I made up?
TinyTim509: You're more like... the Peewee Herman of surfing the web
RandomButler: hmmmmm
RandomButler: I'll give you that one
RandomButler: knock, knock
TinyTim509: Who's there?
RandomButler: tammy's scalp
TinyTim509: I don't want to hear the rest
RandomButler: it got ripped off
RandomButler: that's the punchline
TinyTim509: I really don't care about you r friends' scalps
RandomButler: :-*
RandomButler: sassy sassy
RandomButler: okay i have a new joke which is a real one
RandomButler: and it's not about anybody in particular
TinyTim509: Do you now?
TinyTim509: Uh huh
RandomButler: knock, knock
TinyTim509: Who's there?
RandomButler: green day
TinyTim509: Green Day who?
RandomButler: have you seen my baseball?
RandomButler: get it?
TinyTim509: Have you seen my ass?
http://hometown.aol.com/tinytim509
Hey, if you thought that was good...well...yo, check this out:
RandomButler: it's a neptunes beat
ebkCdub: \more like ineptunes