I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so.....scared

W-what w-w-what what what what what what what is this? What're you doin?! What?!
Hey hey folks it's me again, comin to you live from the home of great BBQ ribs, Booztown.
It is my firm belief that deep down it is every woman's fantasy to be fucked by 10 guys at once. The same goes for Lil' Bow Wow. And Tim Allen.
Speaking of Tim Allen, here is a little exchange I happened to witness between Tim Allen and basketball prodigy LeBron James:
Tim Allen: "Hello faggots whats up welcome to my world."
LeBron James: "Mr. Allen, I do believe that you are drunk."
Tim Allen: "You know what they say on the continet of Africa......booze: natures booze."
LeBron James: "Well well well well well that's all well and good...but you know what they say about black people, heh...black people like to play basketball."
Tim Allen: "Way to defeat the stereotypes with your incredible Dunk-Off winning dunks...not."
LeBron James: "Oh, you."
Tim Allen: (monkey ape growling grunting animal noises)
Whoopi: "Penis fuck shit vagina nigger nigger oh, snap."
Tim Allen: "Whoopi...what are you doing here?"
Scott Peterson: "Hay guys what's going on in this conversation?"
LeBron James: "Nothing much Scottbot, just killing your pregnant wife on Christmas eve."
Scott Peterson: "Now wait just one moment, that's not poss cause I alredy did tha-....transformers."
LeBron James: "Haha Scott you are a wanksta that's why I wrote that song about you."
50 Cents: " Nigga you trippin, that was my song, I bet you didn't see this comin at your face." (50 Cents punches LeBron James in the face)
LeBron James: "What? Ow, that hurt."
Tim Allen: "LeBron, that's sexual harassment, and you don't have to take it."
LeBron James: "Well you know what? I am a big man. I am gonna take it, and then I am gonna go home and cry."
Whoopi: "LeBron, you fucking pussy."
Tim Allen: "The only pussy around here is yours, Whoopi...GANGBANG!"
Whoopi: "Yes, come on, this is my deep down fantasy fuck me all of you, at once."
HA! Yes yes, true story, point made.
I am proabably not gonna go bald, but if I have to, Sinabd can jizz on my baldness like Madonna. Madonna. I must go.