Hay jerks

Hey guys what's new? Well recently, though the magic of the internet, I happened to stumble upon this waaaacky website called www.churchsigngenerator.com! This site is soooo silly and crazy and great cause it lets you make a fake church sign...online!!!! All you do is enter some "text" and somehow they turn it into a picture which says what you told is to say! I quickly put this fancy tool to good use, creating a bunch of wacky "real" signs! Here are a couple of my best:

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lol so that was fun and all, but then I noticed a link to www.george-says.com and I clicked on the link and I was like "...whoa!" George-says.com is like churchsigngenerator.com on steroids! It allows to put your own words in the word ballon of our famous American president! You get to choose a combination of goofy backgrounds and George poses to make our comander and chief look like an idiot! I immediately saw the potential of this crazy thing so I made this:

I couldn't stop cracking up!!! As soon I regained control of my body after that laughing fit, I used my hands to type on my keyboard and make this:

That one made me laugh even more! I was on a roll so, I decided to keep the wackiness comin' with this pic:

lol! Finally, once my groove had been fully hit, I created my piece de resistance, presented, to you, here:

Ohhhhh my god, what an idiot!!!
So in honor of my making these crazy pictures, I am pleased to announce The 1st Annual www.George-Says.com Wacky President Picture Contest 2004! I am asking you, my readers, to use this fun and educational website to make your own freaky George W. Bush pictures, and then send them to me! I will post the 50 best entries right here in Booztown, but only one picture will receive coveted "Faceman Award for Excellence in Wackiness" The best part is the winner gets a free sexy date with me at Papa's Pizza!! So get up, get out, and get on the bus cause things are gonna get goofy!
E-mail your best www.george-says.com pics to RandomButler@aol.com right away!
Now get off my plane.