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Hey guys...to be truthful....I am full of love....and music....and lots of anger. Tons of anger. I am so angry that I constantly fantasize about killing people or at least beating them up. But c'mon, that's guy stuff....guys like to kill stuff, c'mon!!! Guys also like pick-up trucks, hot dogs, big dogs, crazy women, manliness, power tools, sports, and money and power. That's about it. Men are also emotionally shallow. They have no concept of "caring" or "love", cause, I mean, c'mon, if they did...that would make them a total pussy. An American male's biggest fear is of being a pussy. His second-biggest fear is commitment. His third-biggest fear is bees. Big, angry bees. Lemme tell ya what, men are nothing but robots with no value for human life nor the intricacies of keeping it real. In the end, men are doomed to death when all the women discover sex toys that get them off better than anything ever so it sucks to be you, pig. Fuck you, mang.