Hay

On September 11th, 2001 the terrorist shot his planes at our national monuments....we tried to scramble our jets but the terrorists were just too cool as ice. The terrorist took his planes and shot people on the planes with his box cutters and then he said "Let's roll" in Arabic and then in ebonics. And then the terrorism flew its planes into big buildings...the buildings caught on fire, they burned up and got burnt. The buildings collapsed on a bunch of firemans and the firemans were like "Ohhhh nooo!" and they yelled but no amount of yelling will stop a huge building from collapsing...on top of firefighters. All the firefighters died as heroes but in realisty most of them were jerks and they liked getting in fights. Well they got in the ultimate fight....a fight with a million pounds of bricks...and they all lost. No matter how hard you can punch you can't just punch away a billion pounds of rocks and building. Even Spiderman, who is really strong, died in the world trade center. He was making his way up the stairs and shooting webs out of his wrists but in the end the world trade center snapped in half and smashed him. Spiderman is just that, a man, and no man (or woman) can withstand the mental and physical pressure of a shitload of twin towers collapsing on their body. When the twin towers collapsed everybody in America, the USA started crying about it like a bunch of criers. Well not me. I laughed, and laughed, and laughed. I was like "Oh shit, you see that? Them buildings just snapped like, ohhhhhhh, snap!" and then all my friends slapped me and they were like "Dude, that's not cool." and I was like "What?"
In the end, I can forgive Xzibit for the holocaust because of that song he did makeing fun of alcoholics. I forget what the song was called, but it made me lol