Here's a little something that you might not know

There's an old guy out there who wantum much help kids with muscular dystrophy. THis man's name is Jerry Lewis. A couple years back he made the comment that female comedians aren't funny, and a bunch of people got all up in arms about this. Honestly, I would tend to agree with Jerry. It seems like "wymen comediennes" have nothing better to talk about than being a woman, and the wacky circumstances which result from having their gender which they have. A typical female comedian's routine goes a little something like this:
"My boyfriend hates it when I am on my period, cause I eat all the ice cream in the world and I am a total bitch. If only they made a vibrator that would fix the sink with its power tools, I would be much better off."
Haha see women comedians aren't funny! I know some very funny women who totally make me LoL, but it's never cause they talk about stupid woman shit which is stupid! Fuck, you female comedian slut bitch sluts.
Here are my impressions of other comedians who aren't funny if they rely on some crappy schtick:
Black comedian: "White people are soooo uptight...(how, uptight, are they?)...well, homeschool, I will tell you what. White people are sooo uptight that they can't dance. Word."
Gay comedian: "My boyfriend hates it when I am sucking his dick and I am gay, I like girly stuff. I am so gay that when I go to the carwash, they don't wash my car with soap, they wash it with semen."
Speaking of semen, did you know that "man seed" is an anagram of "semen ad"? Coincidence? Fuck you.
Second-generation Mexican comedian: "Man, mexicans are always like 'Eyyyy esse, you gotch any burrrrrritos, mang?' And don't even get me started on my mom. My mom talks really fast because she is Mexican, and she has an accent and she is poor."
Black female comedienne (Wanda Sykes): "My black ex-boyfriend is an asshole. I pooped on his car and I then I used my period to bleed on a wachcloth and I sent him the washcloth in the mail and then I called him on the phone and I was like 'Honey, you need to get real, get a job, and move out of your momma's igaloo.' and he was like 'Baby, why...why you gotta be like that?' and then I hanged up da phoooooooooooooooooooone."
Not funny comedian: "I used to work in an office environment, which was weird. The people at my old job, they liked to do boring work and one time I went to a party which was attended by a bunch of people from my office environment, and maaan was it awkward and boring. I was standing by the food, which was just some chips and some dips lol, and I was talking to this gal from my office and drinking a budweiser beer and I was a little drunk and normally I wouldn't consider it but I was kinda in the mood to play my playa card with this gal and I was like 'Baby, this is pretty awkward isn't? The people here are lame and awkward and it's really awkward to be heeya. Wanna...wanna...wanna bounce?' and the bitch she threw her booze punch in my face and, and I was soaked, and embarassed, and so I went home."
Oooookay that's all the people ever whatever. Then again, I am one to talk, I am not funny at all, so what right do I have to criticize people who are funny for a living. I'm bad man. Good bad, that is.

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