H-hey what

Alright I have one piece of advice for prospective mother out there: mammas don't let your babies grow up to be emo faggots. Seriously, they claim they're alone and they're always big homos so there ya go hun. Seriously okay here's one big reason why "emo sucks": because it's one of those subcultures that's developed in the short time that the internet has been around and therefore it's mostly just a bunch of whiney internet fags. Here's my breakdown of what emo faggots sounds like: "True, I'm a relatively privelaged middle class white kid, BUT I HAVE PROBLEMS TOO WAH WAH WAH FUCK YOU EMO!" For more helpful advice on me talking shit about emo faggots please see my blogspot entry called "Top 10 Complaints of an Emo Fag". It's in there somewhere.
So you wanna know my opinion on the Michael Jackson thing? Yeah, I think he molested those kids. Here's why: I know for a fact that Michael Jackson is a liar. Okay so I can't really cite any specific examples, I don't know the guy, but seriously he lies all the fucking time you can tell! What a big crazy asshole. I guess Michael Jack is really an anti-hero for black people seriously. He is an example for everyone in the black community for how to not age gracefully. He's a big crazy jerk, fuck him. Seriously oh well whatcha gonna do?
Okay folks let's face the facts: I have the best goddamned taste in music of anyone I know. Other people I know listen to maybe 5, 6 good songs tops! I listen to DOZENS. Uhhh so uh fuck you!