Hey fuck you woooo!

Well last night I was feelin pretty sassy like I had two bottles of wine so oh yeah!!! Well I didn't even start drinkin until like some 8:30 shit and at about 9 I went over to my friend Megan's house! Now stick around because this story gets pretty good this is great. Now I went over there, chilled out for a bit, probably took a few shots or something crazy like that. Okay so before I went over to Megan's I'd downed about 3/4 of a bottle of white wine, real quick like, and when I came back here I was like "Auggggh fuck it I'll just drink the other bottle of wine I have plus the little bit in the other bottle!" which, let me tell you folks, was a bad idea! If I could turn back time I would be like "Nooooooo!" in a really slowed down voice and shoot back to last night and be like "Hey, buddy! Stop that! Save it for marriage!" Which obviously I didn't aaaaanyway! Well I feel pretty sassy today like not wacked enough to be hungover but not black enough to rap. So anyways fuck you and fuck president bush woooo!