Hey fags

What's up jerks and jerkettes!!??! Whoa man lol last night, man, last night I tell ya what. Last night I was sippin on some Jack & coke. Actually, this is funny, I was sippin on Jim Evans & Safeway Select Cola. Yah good shit! Really, honestly, I feel like I am gonna die. Not in a hungover sense but really, I give myself exactly 75% chance of surviving the next year of my life.
Now, don't get me wrong, I am really pretty g-d happy, I have never been even close to suicidal. I just feel, sometimes, a lot of the time, like my body is breaking down all over. Maybe I'm just fat.
Has anybody heard the new eminem song?? oohhhhhhh man! I heard it a couple of days ago on Kduk and hahha eminem stole my idea for a rap song!!!!!! except mine would be wayyyyyyy more filthy but damn, Eminem gets mad props not for the content but for his ability to take it to the limit and then snap it (it being the limit)!!! Well whateva, the pee-wee-herman-sound song is funny, but a lot of stuff is funny and that's about it, jerks.
The other night I watched Chris Walken on Conan and it was a treat!!! Seriously, okay, like the interview with Christopher Walkeyman was awkward, but then again isn't every interview with Conan??!?! hahha nah in case you haven't noticed, Conan embraces awkwardness with all his gusto and it makes him grrreat. If you ever watch him regularly you'll notice his skits follow a routine which is actuallyreally fucking funny if you think about it. Here's what Conan says:
"Now you can't make this stuff up, that would just would jsut waste everyone's time."
and lol,
"Now celebrties are charming, rich, and gay...sometimes all three baby, whoa what has two thumbs and loves celebs??? this guy (conan points his thumbs at his face)"
Anyways seriously there's people who think conan is funny and there's the people who "get" Conan.
Anyways I was watching walken lol on the show and damn that dude was fucking funny. there were a few lines which just slayed or slew me, whichever of those is correct. Like, hahha fuck the point where he was like "I don't like christopher, I like chris. when I see christopher up on the marquee it looks like a train." or something like that...that's the joke!!!! and it's really fucking funny if you just chill out and are drunk!!!!!!!! okat well jerks, fags, and niggers I must go go go, but I love you all and I will talk to yas lata!!!!