Nicknames for my penis

Lil' Random
Lil' Romeo
Shafty
The Boss
The No-Zone
The Cookie Inspector
The Impossible Dream
The Penetrator
The Intimidator
The Laugh Factory
The Concorde
Hurricane Frances
Hot Shit
Choo-choo Charlie
Dick Johnson
Dizzick Johnson
Peter DeFazio
Chairman Takeshi
Tony Hawk
Frank McCourt
Frankenstein
Wild Thing
The Thing
The King
Stephen King's "It"
Bowfinger
Finger Eleven
Nelly
Dre
Poppa Wu
Aesop Cock
Isildur's Bane
Snakey the Dick Snake
Jake the Snake
Penistron 5000
Spiderman 3
Mr. Penis
Mr. Mess
Mr. Yuk
Box Jellyfish
Ghost Dad
El Sploogo
Swami
Whiskas (because it's what cats want)
Commander William T. Riker (because he's #1)
Han Solo (because he always shoots first)
Damn, that's a nice, big list! If you are a woman and you want to assign a cool and sexy nickname your genitalia I recommend "The Box" because that's where the music's at! Which is actually the slogan for MTV2 but whatever! I don't think anybody will really catch that one.
A while ago I was thinking about the TV show called Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, or MXC as it's known in my hood. I was thinking...this show is pretty funny because it's got Japanese people eating shit (not literally, jeez) and they are always making poop jokes and stuff and I was wondering why there wasn't a poop joke in the show's name but then I thought about it and I had a Jessica Simpson Liquid Ice moment and I was like "Ohhh!" and when I said that that I kind of yelled it and it scared the shit out of my cat which ran right off of my bed and into a wall just like in that one video. And then I thought, "Wow, wouldn't it be tight if they had a show that was like Most Extreme Elimination Challenge except for cats instead of Japanese folks?" I don't know how it would work, but I bet you could get some great cat footage.