How Stella got her DVD of Vanilla Sky back

You know what's always funny?! When something wacky happens! That's why I think that this situation would be funny:
A young couple is sitting in a fancy restaurant, eating lobster and having an all-around fancy time! It is quite romantic...which makes the following conversation between these two lovers all the more silly...
Mark: "Katherine, we've been going out for a long time now...and I think you're just the best!"
Katherine: "Oh, Mark...right back atcha!"
Mark: "Oooh you're so sweet honey! Well...I've been thinking a lot lately...thinking about you, and me, and the long time that we've been going out for...and I have something I need to ask you."
Katherine: "Oh, Mark!"
Mark: "Hoo-boy, here we go...Katherine.........have you seen my baseball?"
Katherine: "Oh, Mark...yes, yes I have!!! Ohhhh, Mark, you've made me the happiest woman in the world!"
And then a tear comes to her eye and a guy with a violin comes out to play fancy violin music and also a waiter comes out with a bottle of champagne! And they drink their champagne and finish their lobster and then they go back to their apartment and then they have sex! Twice!