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Green Day: fuck you. Don't want to be an American idiot? Well guess what, congratulations too late. Oh, snap...that sounds like a choice Green Day lyric...
We should have all gotten in a car crash after "Dookie"
I, Tre Cool listen to "Longview" and masturbate
We wanna be socially conscious fags
Well guess what, congratulations, too late
Seriously didn't NOFX already corner the market on semi-intelligent anti-Bush wannabe-anarchist shit half-punk crap? Well I guess not, good luck Green Day I bet you go double-diamond.
Chili...chili, baby, c'mon. Shouldn't the fact that Usher's first hit single was about cheating around have given you a hint that he might not be the best man in the biz? The lyrics might as well have been:
You make me want to fuck around on Chili like I've probably already done dozens of times but damn I still want to have her as my girlfriend
You go get pregnant but I will not be able to convince you to have an abortion now isn't this some drama....
Ohhhh life is soooooo tough for me Chili, this hurts me more than it hurts you.
Should have used a condom since I can't keep it in my jeans
Well I don't know about that. Usher is a fucking slimeball that's for sure. Did anybody see his VMA performance...shit, dude was making a fucking ass out of himself. Assuming Chili was in the in the audience, I hope her black ass was crackin up. Here is my impression of Chili in the audience at the VMA's in my mind because I feel bad for her:
Chili: "Hahahhahha *gasp* oh my *gasp* god oh no he's in the water...that shit be running all over his washboard abs *gasp* ahahahahha nigga B trippin...eeewwww, siiiiick!"
Well anyways if you saw that then you'd know what I mean. Usher was all in the water...it was weeeeird! Anyways, the point is, Usher, man, whether you are semi-ripped or not it does not matter you are still a fucker and if you want to have sex with more than one person at a time maybe you shouldn't hvae a girlfriend. Maybe you don't even deserve a girlfriend...then again, that "Yeah" song was really great, I loved it. Well, no, depsite how great your music might be, there's no excuse.
By the way what happened to that Usher baby? I guess it's floating around somewhere out there! I hope he's at least paying child support, cause dude has a lot of "el dinero"...comprende?!?!? Well I'm done ragging on Usher. You might even say that I'm "off the rag." Gotta go, later fags!
Oh by the way Joss Stone sucks more ass than the ghost of Freddie Mercury, but that's a slam for another entry...pop!