Do I sound like I'm on ooold-time raaaadio?!?

Kanyeezee you did it again, you a genius nigga! Hello, friends, niggers, and compatriats! Welcome to another wacky entry in my wacky Blogspot blog, baas hogg. Well well lately I'd say I've been on the up and up. Wait, that's not what I meant. I actually pretty much know the meaning of anything I say...if I don't, well then I didn't say it or I was drunk and I did anyways! Being drunk is great because when I get drunk I become incredibly charming and funny and creative. Anywaysssszzszszsz, lately I've been not exactly on a roll, but I really don't have anything to complain about, unlike somebody who is paralyzed! I think even if I were palaramagized I could make the best of it cause c'mon you know I could come up with some funny-ass wheelchair jokes. I officially deem this blog a success...overall I think I've come up with some blazingly original stuff, some of which was kinda lol and I mean at the very least I've developed one fuck of a writing style. I mean, I don't mean to toot my own penis but I do seem to have a way with the english language. It's kind of like I am a modernist painter and the english language is like the watered-down cat feces I use to paint my abstractions of DaVinci's Mona Lisa.
Allright since I already touched on this I feel like I should rub on it...Kanye West, big giant fag homo fucker nigger music extraordinaire. Kanye....okay keep doing your thing. Kanye West gets props for a few things...the first two of which are "Thru the Wire" which is just kind of funny since it's big puffy-face Kanye West in full effect. Ha that reminds me of a convo i had a while agoooo. I was talking to a guy sometime maybe like ummmm right after that song came out his name is Adam something he went to sheldon in our grade and we were having a really good convo about rap and the subject of Kanye came up and he was like "Uh, I think it's Kayne." and I was like "No, that's what I though at first but I'm pretty sure it's Kanye." and he was like "Well okay, I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree. Time will tell!" okay that's not word for word what he said but that was the g-unit jist of it and ya well I guess I came out on top in that "argument". Ya basically folks don't try to debate with me ever or don't accept a bet I make cause in either of these situations I probably know exactly what I'm talkin about cause I'm Cuban B smarty man #1! Well anywayssssszszsz Kanye is okay, he's okay. Lyrics: kinda wack sack attack. Beats: sampled but sampled well but sampled in the same style repitively. I have a nickname for Kanye West which is Kanye and the Chipmunks which doesn't even really make sense, but ya, oh, snap. Oh ya the other reason Kanye gets a break is because of The New Workout Plan....hot shit! That song allllmost makes up for "Jesus Walks" which I dunno...I think maybe, just maybe, Kanye thinks he is Jesus...and that's just not rightly or good.
The other day I woke up and I started thinking right away and if you think right when you wake up your personality hasn't really taken hold yet...I had some really refreshing and puzzling thoughts about how my life has played out. I mean it was like being myself from a stranger's point of view...and it made me really see, really for just a couple of interesting seconds, how my world had bent itself around some stuff. But at the same time...you know you might be able to tell but I looove who I am. I don't even cosider myself that much of an egoistatist cause ya know I try to be humble but I don't think it's wrong just to really like myself sometimes. Not in a sexual sense, you big pervs, but I mean fuck it in the words of Method Man, "I liiike thiss worrllld!" mmmmmm okay jerks, fags, and wanksters I have to jet like the jet set generation sooooo....later skaters! beatlemania