Booooooze

Well I've recently been thumbing through a copy of the wacky humor book that my dad wrote in 1983! Yeah, how often do you read that in a blog?!? Wahaha! The book is called Slow Trucks, and well, it's, like, weird cause my dad seems to have been obsessed with two things when he wrote this book, conveniently listed here:
-Nuclear war
-Chicken McNuggets
Yeah, I don't get it either! Also there's a story that culminates in a midjet having sex with a passed out woman. Yeah, I don't get it either. The point is if one of your parents has written a book, don't read it, cause it might have a story about a midget having sex with a wacky passed out chick.