Top 10 Complaints of an Emo Fag

10. Their women's pants aren't tight enough
9. Are a deep, tortured poet trapped in an upper-middle-class white kid's body
8. Prices of non-prescription black-rimmed glasses are skyrocketing
7. Dad once totally embarassed them in front of all their friends
6. Parents just don't understand
5. Nobody understands
4. Not enough representation of emo fags in the popular media
3. Out of black hair dye; too melancholy to go to Safeway and buy more
2. General discontent
1. Didn't get Super Nintendo for Christmas when they were 12