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Do you ever just weird-up a kitchen sink area cause it's fun? I mean it's just a sink it's already pretty filthy so as long as you are not shitting in it really everything goes. You know...like most sinks will have bowls fulls of water and food scraps just chillin so jesus just spit in something, it's not like anybody will notice. Also it's fun to like put all sorts of food ingredients into sink water cause it'll just look weird and funny and fuck it, ain't nobody gonna be like..."What the fuck were you doing in the sink last night?"
You know how some people are assholes and if you bump yourself or something and you are like "Oooooh, it really hurts." and some people will be like "Oh, whatever. You'll survive," ya know? Well, I think it would be funny if some guy beat up his wife and she was crying and she was like "Why did you do this aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I looooove you soooo much ahhhhhhhhhh" and the guy is just like, "Oh, whatever. You'll survive." I think that would be funny. But then again I'm a jerk.
Have you ever heard that song by Los Lonely Boys called "How Far is Heaven?" well when I hear that song I really think there must be a heaven cause where else could music so beautiful come from??! Oh and by the way if we want to be all technical with our grammar it should be El Lonely Boys. What?
Tonight I was at some gal's house and there were a lot of fucking ladies and they were all going to the club and well sure enough an hour and a half later they were ready to go but I couldn't go cause I was like the only person there who wasn't 21 ya know and it was kind of awkward so I just started punching a bunch of women in the stomach. I guess they tried to stop me but I was a lot stronger than them and they were just like "Arrrrrrrrrgh!" and "Ooooooooog!" and at some point I just had to stop punching them cause I was laughing too hard.
Just kidding of course that never happened, ha! But really at one point there was this gal and she looked familiar for some reason and it kept bugging me, but then I figured it out and I walked up to her and I was like, "Allright, I'm probably gonna sound like a jerk saying this, but has anybody ever told you that you look a lot like Lisa Kudrow?" I guess that's not a good thing to say cause she didn't like it really at all! Well okay I know why cause she said "Uhhh, no I usually get Natalie Portman...I don't think Lisa Kudrow is really all that good looking." Well ya whatever it wasn't supposed to be a compliment, just an observation. Next time I tell a woman she looks like a celeb I think will tell her she looks like David Schwimmer. Yah, that's a good idea....not!
Man most people seem to have really shitty taste in music. I always hear people's rap mix cd's and I am just like "Uhhhhhhh..." Seriously, what the heck? I guess it's like "Well shit, if this is like some of the best rap music you've ever heard...wow you fucking suck." I don't know, I guess I don't really care what people like ya but ya know I guess it's hard being so much better than everybody else, ya know? Which ya know, let's be honest, I am.