A funny situation

I had a funny idea about what would be funny. Okay I realize that when I say that you think "How could this possibly be be funny? I bet this isn't funny at all." Well fuck you yes it is trust me. Okay the idea is this:
Somebody is watching you shit. I mean like you are standing up, bent over spreading your ass cheeks about to shit on a tarp and watching you shit, that kinda shit. So this is a weird situation already and has probably never happened ever but just stick with me here folks...okay somebody is watching you shit, so what do they expect to see? A big fucking turd, right? Well what if, now imagine this person is staring right at your butthole as you are shitting, and get this, they see slowly a hot-dog come peeking out of your butt and then eventually the whole thing just flops out onto the floor. I think this would be funny cause hot dogs already have this kind of reverse-butthole distended drama outtie bellie button thing going on so if you see that coming out of a butt and you don't even expect it I imagine it would be quite artistic but kinda freaky! but funny, ya know? aight jerks gotta go latas skatas