La-Lloyd

Hey dirty there's this new um music video out on the TV and it's got this guy with a voice that is too high rapping funky about his lady love. The video is great because it's not just a song, it's a story! You might even call it a short film. And the wacky part is the short film is really bad and awkward! Irv Gotti plays Irv Gotti, except he is all fatherly and wise which I am gonna tell you that's not what he is like in real life. La-Lloyd (not to be confused with La-Lloyd Banks) plays himself as he tries to make his voice deep and sexy. You might think that being a hot new superstar like Lloyd is easy and simple, but it's not! You see, this dude has lady troubles! But not just any lady troubles, these are older lady troubles. How old is this lady? As old as Ashanti, because that's who it is!!! Surprise!!! The opening scene shows Lloyd and his mentor Irv Gotti chatting it up as they walk over to Irv's car. Lloyd is like,
"Irv, what do you know about older women?" and Irv is like,
"Older women eh? Why, you got one har har har?" and then Lloyd is like,
"Yah, what do I do?!?!?!?!?!?!!" and then Irv is like,
"Well if you really like her, ain't nobody gonna giva da shit mrmrrmbr God I'ma so drunk!" and then Lloyd is like,
"Irv...you are so smart!" And that's about it for that fun exchange! Well I don't want to spoil the rest of this short film, but lemme just say that if you think Irv Gotti never lets anybody use his car...well then you are in for a big fucking surprise!
Sooo I will be back with more genius music-stuff musings soon, but until then....fuck you France! lol