Have you seen the new deoderant commercial where Xzibit like kills some dude.

I had a dream lol! No like okay I had a dream today, and I say today because like I woke up at like 11 am but then I went to sleep again. And like I was totally drunk last night so um when I woke up I wasn't feeling to good...and um okay obviously I made some cool entries last night but sometimes you have to ask yourself...what's more important, you're booze or you blogspot...the answer was clear, and I have given up drinking...forever. From now on anything I write or draw or talk about was not created under the influence of booze or drugs. I am now on the path to clean' livin' and nobody can change that, okay? Anyways, I fell asleep today and I had this dream:
I was at Adam Churnside's birthday party, which was being held in the Sheldon cafetia and so that was pretty crazy. But it got weirder when I realized that Bob Saget was there!!! I was in awe, and I was totally convinced I was awake at the time!!! Seriously  I thought about it and I was like "No, this is legit and it kicks ass." and so somehow I walked up to Bob. I am not kidding you. And I was standign right in front of him and this guy fucking dwarfed me. Like he had at least two feet on me and he was quite intimidating. I tried to talk to him but he basically snubbed me and got pissed off ans walked away. So then I yelled out kinda loud:
"Hey everybody,  it's Bob Saget!" and somebody who was with me scolded me and I felt kinda bad but I didn't care. And then I realized that Jerry Seinfeld was there and he had a highly-noticable rat-tail. No shit. And I was walking around wiht no shirt on but I had a blanket wrapped around me and I was playing it pretty cool even though people were giving me crap about it. So I don't remember much of what happened next but towards the end of this dream I was in this place behind the cafeteria, almost like a lockeroom but not really. There were lots of sexy Sheldon gals there and they were all looking at me and at some point I realized I was probably in a dream and I quickly propositioned two ladies who I was chilling with and I was naked and they accepted and I was swooping them off to some place to have sex and I woke up and it was the early afternoon and then I layed in bed for a while and then I got up and started my day!
Seriously, you can't make this shit up. Pretty sexy, huh?