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Oh no, The Patriots won the Superbowl! I am so pissed off right now, I can't even describe it. Oh well, at least there were some great commercials! J/k they sucked! Did you see the one for the new Mustang Corvette? They showed it twice. It was made quite clear that the car is coming out in Spring, that was the whole point of the commercial with the dead frozen guy. Immediately after the first time they showed the commercial, they had a little lead-in back to the game that said "The new Mustang convertable: it's coming sooner than you think," to which I replied, "I think it's coming in spring..." I'm sassy like that. Considering that there's always so much retarded hype about the commercials, it was a little surprising that they all sucked and weren't funny. Except for the one with the cat spilling the soup, how cute was that?
I was listening to the groovy background music to this page, when I thought to myself, "I'm glad that Mariah Carey released the song 'Honey' because otherwise I wouldn't have known that she loves cum." If you get a blowjob from Mariah, make sure to blow it all over her face. Get some in her eye.