Fuck whitey

Hey, dawgs! Well tonight let's see...at about 5:30 I went to the sushi station with jeff and blew over 15 bucks on that shit! What??!? I don't have the money for that shit...am I CRAZY??!?! Maybe so! Well aaaanyways I ate some good stuff...I had squid things which look cool and deep-fried shrimps and eel some deep-fried tuna, salmon, and crab wraps which were yum yum. After sushi we got some pabst and then came back to my house and then watched some episodes of upright citizens brigade, which is a very f-u-n-n-y sketch comedy show that used to be on Comedy Central. I drank a bunch of beers and at some point jeff was like "Don't you think you've had enough, slugga?" and I was like..."No.....fuck you!" and then I chugged another beer down lawl! At some point Jeff left and I ate almost a whole block of dried ramen noodles. By "almost" I mean I ate about 90% of it. Looking back, I am kind of proud but kind of grossed out at the same time...ah, c'est la vie! Well Rush was supposed to come over at 7:30 and I kept talking to him on his sidekick II until like 11 at which point he just signed off! Even up until like 5 minutes before he signed off rush was like "Yea" which was a response to the question "ya still comin' over?" but I guess not, though, ha? Well by 11:30 I was feeling really tired so I went to bed and I slept well until 2:30 am when I heard somebody coming in the back door. TUrns out it was Sam, who was coming to spend the night in his own bed for about the first time in a week. Puuuuussssssy. j/k! Earlier tonight Jeff told me that he hates sports and I was like "puuuuussssy!" Oooh also after Jeff left I opened up some refried beans and ate them with a plastic, magenta butter knife. That was kind of gross but in retrospect, I'm guess I'm kind of glad that I "got my bean on." Well anyway, after sam got back I had kind of a hard time falling asleep again but sometime after 3 am I began to drift off once agian. This lasted until I heard my front doorbell ring at aboout 3:30 and it was jeff and he showed me something he'd picked up and then he left and I was like "bye!" and at that point I was still in my boxers, which if you think about it is kind of funny! Well okay I guess actually that depends on how funny you think underwear is and I think it's pretty funny because I think we both know what's under the underwear haha!!!!