Dude trim your fucking unibrow

Guys, guys. What's the deal with the unibrows, men?!?! Guys seriously it's not hot at all, you aren't going to get any P-Town with your Bert-ass facial eyebrow jerk-off stlye bullshit. Seriously the only P-town you are gonna get is from some fat goth chick who has a unibrow fetish also she likes being filmed when she has sex for some weird reason. wow maybe you can tickle her clit with your second moustache. and tape it, and show your gay friends and it will be really awkward. unibrows are nasty...fucking, like, everybody knows that. Except you obsiously so anyways ya dude that's not a good look at all you definetly really need to do something about that asap.