You'se a hooooo

I never thought I'd cry during "Martin" but a while ago I did. I was really sad but then Martin Lawrence magically came out the TV and we started to have sex. A lot of sex....hot stinky gay sex. After that we were just cuddling and Martin was holding me and he whispered into my ear "Random, I love you." and I was just like "Mmm." because as much as I liked fucking Martin Lawrence I knew he just wasn't magical gay boyfriend material. Then Martin started to cry and I called him a pussy and then he got really quiet and he slowly got up and walked towards the TV all naked and stuff and then he turn around and looked at me and one last tear rolled down his cheek and then he said "Martin Lawrence...awaaaayyyyyy!" and he dove headfirst back into the TV and he finished out the rest of his show but he was naked! Aaaaand then I woke up and it was all just a dream! But then I woke up again and I realized that it wasn't just a dream, it was all real and I knew that I would never see Martin again. But I still had a wad of his cum in my ass so I worked it out with chopsticks and glopped it on to a piece of paper and took it to the doctor and he implanted the seed into a generous young woman who is now going to be the surrogate mother for my little Martin Jr.! So even though Martin is now back in the TV for good, his memory will live on though his son! Gotta go, jerks! Keep eating those watermelons.