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Hello, seniors...um okay so I have made like 50 frenetic entries tonight cause I think I am funny but I realized only the first one wiht Spiderman in it was actually funny so here's my last attempt of the night at being funny. Basically the premise is that Spiderman is funny is funny and British people are fags.
Spiderman: "Oi 'allo, suh, this heeya is Spidermeyen wha spot o' tea!"
The cops: "Sir I'm gonna need you to calm down..."
At this point Spiderman starts shooting all the cops with his web blaster and he tries to shoot webs at all the gun holsters of the cops but, get this, he is really drunk and ends up shooting them in their crotches with his webs which are harmless and then he just passes out on his feet and falls into a patch of grass and all the cops crack up and they start to cuff him but he wakes up again and he squirms around and is like "What...what's going on here....matey" and he is still trying to talk in a British accent and then he tries to grab a cop's gun and the cops all draw their guns and empty their clips into Spiderman. Whoops, no more British Spiderman. Yeah, guess what cops like to shoot a people a bunch. What else is new?