Verbal breakdancing

Whoa alright first I am just kind of hot stepping and catching the beat whoa shit now I am pulling down into a full on crazy legs and oh man it looks cool! Okay now I am doing a handstand and trasitioning into a full on headspin and oh shit here I go!! Okay oh shit now I'm doin' the worm, I'm doin' the worm, somebody stop me! Okay now I'm on my feet again and I'm just clapping my hand but oh shit backflip!!! Then I start doing the worm some more and flip it into a full-on dirty mexican. Okay then I start bouncing around allowing only my elbows to touch the ground for several seconds and then I break into a new move which has never before been seen in public called the hammertime and everybody who is wacthing me starts going nuts as I start dancing so crazily that my carboard mat catches on fire and I do another headspin and then more of the worm and then I totally fuck up and lose my groove and the crowd lets out a moan of disappointment and walks away as I try furiously to get my groove back but alas it was not to be and I decide to hang up the breakdancing mat forever. For the rest of my life I will always have a vague feeling of discontentment when I think of the time I fucked up that breakdance.