You can do it putcho back into it

I've never seen a slobbier bunch of jerks in my life!! You call yourself the L.A. lakers? More like the L.a. fakers.
Rick Fox: "Back off faggot if I wanted to have somebody put their finger up my butt I would go talk to judge Judge Judy."
Shaq: "You know what they say....what happens on the Real World stays on the Real World!"
Shut up jerks, all of you! Now listen, when we go out there tonight I wanna have my ass blown out of proportion! I wanna see slamming, I wanna see jamming. I wanna see steals, steals, steals, steals, steals, steals, steals!
Kobe: "Yes, massa. I sho nuff do love do love to play basketball."
Hey, fuck that Kobe get your act together, and leave those white women alone. Where da white women at? ON THE COURT IN THE BASKET WHICH YOU NEED TO BE MAKING BASKETS, IN.
Gary Payton: "Uh, coach I am kinda drunk I don't think I should be playing tonight."
Shaq: "Hahaha."
What? Gary I am very disappointed in you.
Tupac's Ghost: "Ooooooooh spoooooky! Jay-Z and Toni Braxton had a dispute over who decided to sample my song first....what a bunch of faaaaaaaggoooooooooots ooooooooh spooooooky!"
Get outta here, ghostie, we need to be focusing on winning not on family values.
Stanislav Medvedenko: "Coach I am ready and willing to give it my all! I am hyped and I can't wait to get out there and whoop some piston asshole!"
Horace Grant: "Shutup, white boy!"
Shaq: "Hahahhaha-ha!"
Ha, to be fair, he does have point, zip it you foreign fuck.
Sammy Sosa: "Aaaaaachoo! Oh shit, I think I just sprained my back."
Rick Fox: "What? That's impossible, stop making shit up you lying cheater loser. Go suck off that cool guy Mr. Mark Mcguire."
All of you shut I'm the boss applesauce.
Rick Fox: "Pimp juice....oooooooh."