well i was watching tv and and what do i happen to see but one of the olsen twins in a wheelchair and she is talking to some cute boyee in a wheelchair and he is like "Wow it's so crazy to meet such a crazy gal in a wheelchair like my own" but it turns out that this olsen twin does not actually have paralyzed legs, she is just faking it to fit in!!! i thought this was kind of funny but kind of disrespectful as I myself have to use a wheelchair to scoot around but it's all good!
welll aaaanyways I've always wished I could roll around in an wheelchair especially an electric one but the fates have conspired to deny me my wishes and thus I have never really spent more than 2 minutes in any wheelchair! well I lie, it turns out I spent several thousand yea-I mean 24 hours in a wheelchaie....but get this, this is the good part, I was hanging out with rapper ludacris at the time.
No shit, no shit I swear. Here's the deal, I live in eugene and Ludacris was in EUgene and holy hell he jus happened to hang out with me! I felt like rush hoag it was cool!!1 Unfortunately my spine was fairly paralyzed at the time i had some nerve pinch or something it was wack but I mena this is luda we are talking about I wasn't going to pass up an opportunity to chill with the master himself!!!
my day with luda started out with a limesouine showing up at my house and me rolling and we put my chair in the trunk and then I got placed in the limo and I drank a bunch of champagne and then I noticed ludacris was in the limo with me and we pounded fists and chatted for a bit and then we got to downtown eugene and we were going into a restaurant but it had stairs out front nad no ramp and Iwas like "luda could you help me up the stairs" and he was like "do i need to carry you or something harhahhahahaaha" and I was like "lol heck no dude just listen i will flip around and face backwards towards the stairs and you will grab my chair handles and pull me up and i will push backwards on da spinnas and we will glide up the stairs like magic, trust me!!" and within 15 seconds we were inside the restaurant talking to the jerk up front and he sent us straight to a table since the lude is famous and we both jsut ordered a bunch of desserts like i got tirasmissu and dr. jerkacris got spaghetti with chocolate mousse on top and at first our server was like "what?!? that's crazy do you think you can order this crazy shit just because you are wearing fancy clothes?!?"
and ludacris was like "madamme I must remark, you are wack and do you not recognize me?!!"
and the server was like "sir what??? i have no reason to recognize you for I have never seen you before in my life period!!!"
and luda was like "harumph!! this disturbs me. what gives?"
and our serveress was like "my ludacris as I have come to understand ytour name is Ludacris....what gives??! I'll tell you what gives...I gives you a free meal for being awesome and cordial!!! I lvoe you and I was jsut playing...I sensed your presence in this restaurant before I even saw you. I love your music....you're the best!!!" the gal replied
"well madamme I must admit I am impressied" me and ludacris the rapper said in unison, "and the gal was like,
"Oh you guys!!!!" to which Ludacris replied,
"Stand up!!!!!" and then ludacris stared cracking up I think he might have been high and then he yelled out,
"Splash waterfalls!" and then everybody at mcdonalds cracked up and then, here's the best part, I yelled out:
"bah dah ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!" ahhaha and at that point everybody just lost it and I got a freemcdonalds vanilla soft serve ice cream cone and instead of eating it i just smeared it all over my face and nobody lauhged they just kind of slinked away and that's the sad end to my story!! cha ha okay I'm outtie later fags!